Dear Real Life,

Damn you for getting in the way of roleplaying!

No Love,
Me


Dear Trent and Daniel,

You know I love you both, but life does happen. I cannot call out sick to work or stop doing things around the house because you are both insisting. Nor can I get your lovers' writer to stop doing her homework just so you can sex it up with your men. Not happening! Homework is important, okay? Behave, damnit, both of you. You'll get more that way, all right?

Lots Of Love,
Harleen (who has a slacker and a princess, lucky me)


Seriously! I have two original characters that are obnoxiously LOUD. But I love them anyway, even if they are buttheads... :D

*pets them and gives them cookies*

I should be folding laundry. I am too tired. *shrugs* But at least I am off tomorrow! :)

This is to one of my non-HP OCs that I like to write. :)


Dear Daniel,

Please, for the love of God. Stop being such a paranoid little bitch princess in the out of game stuff. You. Are. Killing. Me!

You need to be more like Trent, and just chill out. Really. Once you realize Robert loves you and only you, and that no one else compares to you for him, you will be a LOT happier. Just trust me, okay?

I am your writer, and I demand that you stop being a prima donna and start sexing it up with him on a hot, steamy night. Like, RIGHT NOW would be good for that.

Stop looking at me like that, please. You will get all your heart desires, just stop trying to be so perfect. Robert loves you regardless. Just ask him, and he'll show you, okay? You can sub all you want, just stop worrying that he wants someone else. Because he doesn't.

You know I love you, baby. I just want you to be happy, so go to him, and be happy.


Your ever loving scribe,
Harleen

Dear HP Lexicon,

While I understand that you needed to add Fred's death to the twins' page, I hope you can understand that I really did not need to be reminded.

Can we please pretend that part never happened?

I thought not.

Off to bang my head against a wall again now,
Harleen

PS Have I ever said just how much I hate canon after Half-Blood Prince, and wish I had a Time Turner to go back and make sure page 637 was never written?


Okay, don't mind me, I'm still in denial. It's my little way of coping with two very loud Fred muses that insist that they are not dead and kill my brain every time canon insists they are. *hates canon*